I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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