Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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