You really coming over, don't trick.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Randomize
