I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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