Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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