Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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