my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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