why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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