i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
her vagine was all disorganized.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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