I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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