I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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