My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
