Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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