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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Last time i carry you out of a forest
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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