I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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