I just made out with a guy for $7.
My balls are so social today.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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