Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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