Already got asked if we're dating
we're chasing vodka with high fives
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
she smelled like a LAN party
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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