And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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