what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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