Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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