just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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