also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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