i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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