The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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