roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
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Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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