If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Can i not drive my cunt home
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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