9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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