Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
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