love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
organizing the empties. That sober.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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