so that wasnt chicken after all
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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