Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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