Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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