on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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