he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year