i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
lying in bed pretending to be a slug