Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home