Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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