Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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