I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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