How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
