wrigley field is MILF paradise
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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