I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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