I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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