Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
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Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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