I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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