There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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