best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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