PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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