I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
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A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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