I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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