i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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