like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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