i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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